seriously

I'm actually laughing out loud right now. Giggling like a child. So bad. After this I'm done.
It goes like this

Matt:

I don't think lil likes me any more chato? Do I really look like a fucking loser? cause i'm still getting lots of tail and when you're as shallow as me that's really all that matters in life. The gratification one gets from being inside a vagina........ahhhhhhhhh. Talk to me lil, don't hate appreciate

Me:

I'll rephrase. Matt is a loser. Lots of losers still get to fuck. Nothing new, until they get old, and then they're just old fat drunken losers that can't remember if they paid a man or a woman for sex the night before.
-Chato- I'm done now, sorry for taking up your wall space. Have fun this weekend. xox